In a Kaiser Chiefs styleee
" I predict-asfollows"
Colchester 1 Ipswich 3 (The A12 Derby)
QPR 1 PNE 0 (The Abbreviation Derby)
Southampton 0 Bristol City 1 (the Red and White Derby)
Huddersfield 1 Doncaster 1 (the "heck its grim oop north" Derby-sponsored by Sutherlands Potted Meat)
Northampton Town 2 Luton Town 0(The South East Midlands Town Derby)
Hereford 2 Chester 0 (The 'are we Welsh, aren't we' Derby)
Rochdale 1 Grimsby 2 (................balls)
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"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration — that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves...
Here's Tom with the weather."