I predict thusly;
Bristol Rovers 1 Southampton 2
Cardiff 0 Wolves 0
Chelsea 2 Huddersfield 0
Coventry 1 West Brom 3
Liverpool 3 Barnsley 0
Preston 1 Portsmouth 1Sheff Utd 0 Middlesborough 1-
Bye bye Bryan Robson. The fans of Fizzy Pop teams up and down the country, from Carlisle to Gillingham, will be able to sleep safely again when you disappear under a rock never to be seen soiling the touchline of a football pitch with your presence again you clown.
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"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration — that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves...
Here's Tom with the weather."